The Shining Overlook Hotel rug wants you to get lost in its swirls forever, and ever, and ever

To be honest, I don’t ask a lot of rugs. They typically exist to serve one of the following purposes: mask a hideous Merlot stain, make your drab carpet look moderately exciting and to allow you to wipe your feet before traipsing crud into the home. It’s all pretty standard. Nevertheless,  this The Shining Overlook Hotel rug opens up a whole new world of possibilities.

For starters, you can embark on a spot of light hypnotism when you have people over. Simply tell them, “Oh yeah, you can wipe your feet on that special rug, there, in the corner” and then watch them slowly become entranced by the enigmatic pattern… and The Shining score that you’ve piped into your Google Home for that specific portion of the house.

Point is: this rug is bananas. And it’s pretty brilliant, much like this official description, which is equally as bizarre:

Our rugs are music to your eyes and feet. Paired with your favorite art, they’re a beautiful conversation piece for your home (especially if you’re sick of talking about Serial or Netflix documentary series). But your feet will thank you too, because they’re as soft as walking on marshmallow peeps (but not as sticky). 100% woven polyester, three sizes and machine washable.

Grab yours now over at Threadless. Prices range from $25 to $120, depending on which size you order.

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