Freddy FunkO’s and Jason Voorhees FunkO’s are the bloody cereals you didn’t know your breakfast needed

Step to one side Count Chockula – there’s a new brand of terrifying breakfast food on the way. No, no, not kale-infused cockroach milk (seriously, that’s a thing), I’m on about the latest horror merchandise from the crazy folks up at Funko. This month sees the release of Jason and Freddy FunkO’s, two horror-themed cereals based on the iconic villains from the A Nightmare on Elm Street and Friday the 13th franchises, and they’re available exclusively at FYE.

These are not your normal cereals. Well, of course, they’re not: these are Freddy and Jason whole grain hoops. Naturally, they turn your milk BLOOD RED to make you appear thoroughly savage as milk drips down your chin at the breakfast table. Yes, it’s a nice touch introduced for these two specific kinds of cereal, out of Funko’s full cereal line-up that features a total of 40 characters from pop. culture.

Each Nightmare on Elm Street box includes a Freddy Pocket Pop figure, and each Friday the 13th box includes a Jason Pocket Pop figure.

With a limit of 2 per customer, you can grab your Freddy FunkOs and Jason FunkOs at FYE now for $12.99 a pack, while stocks last.

Here’s the full FUNKO press release:

“Funko, purveyors of pop culture and all things awesome, is committed to helping you start the day off right by putting the fun back in breakfast with FunkO’s. And as we all know from Saturday morning commercials; every breakfast starts with a bowl of brightly colored cereal that comes out of a box with a really cool mascot on the front and a prize inside!

Funko is kicking off this summer with six new FunkO’s cereals, each guaranteed to turn your milk a different amazing color. Funko has no shortage of beloved mascots that already feature largely in the Funkoverse as Pop! vinyl figures and other collectibles. Now these pop culture icons will join you for breakfast!

In July, Mega Man FunkO’s will be available at GameStop, Cuphead & Mugman FunkO’s will be available at Hot Topic, Freddy FunkO’s will be available through Funko,Nightmare On Elm Street’s Freddy Krueger FunkO’s and Friday the 13th’s Jason FunkO’s will be available at FYE, and The Lord of the Rings FunkO’s featuring Gollum will be available at BoxLunch. Additional cereals will continue to be added throughout the year for your snacking pleasure.

And of course, to put the fun back in breakfast, each box contains a collectible prize, making the boxes as much fun to collect as they are to eat! You’ll find a collectible figure inside every box of FunkO’s, so you’re going to want two boxes – one to taste, and one to display on your shelf with your Pop! collection.”

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