There are certainly some weird pieces of movie merchandise out there. Most of them I’ve included on this site before, but one of the best has taken its time, and it’s available right here, right now. This Jurassic Park Hawaiian shirt will allow you to emulate one of cinema’s all-time greatest characters, Dennis Nedry.
Of all the stand-out moments in Jurassic Park, one that remains – and shall always – in my heart is the scene where Samuel L. Jackson loses his shit and shouts “Damnit Nedry!” While there isn’t specific merch to commemorate that scene, this Hawaiian shirt will nevertheless allow you to dress up like Nedry. You can perhaps then ask someone else to shout the line at you. Your choice.
- Jurassic Park Hawaiian Shirt
- Officially-licensed Jurassic World merchandise
- Button-up shirt with Jurassic Park logo, tropical flowers, and various dinosaurs
- Pocket on left chest for your can of Barbasol shave cream which you’re totally not going to use to sneak dinosaurs embryos out
- Banded sleeves for a more finished look
- Reminiscent of Nedry’s shirt from the original
- Materials: 100% cotton
- Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low.
- Imported
But why settle for a Hawaiian shirt with just flowers on it? Amateurs. What you need is a nice selection of orchids, hibiscus, plumeria, some Parasaurolophuses, a few Ankylosauruses, assorted other dinosaurs, and the Jurassic Park logo. It’s stylish on the beach or a tropical island where you’re trying to make your escape. Just make sure that when you get back in the jeep, a Dilophosaurus hasn’t decided you’re its Uber.
Buy your Jurassic Park Hawaiian shirt over at ThinkGeek.